My 8+ years of agency copywriting experience, along with my 9 years of promotional work for my own business, position me as the candidate for almost any copywriting role. I’m confident I’ll be the most incredible acquisition since Disney got Pixar.

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I know what you’re thinking. “What the hell can this guy do that makes him think he’s all that?” Is it the way he sat silently in the inky-dark room, clutching his knees to his chest, wondering over and over how life could possibly go on without her? Or how he brings a smile to his grandmother’s face every day at the assisted living facility, even though she’d long ago forgotten who he was. Maybe it’s the fact that he spends a few unhurried hours scouring the shoreline for flat stones to skip across the serene, turquoise lake with his 7 year-old nephew every Sunday morning.

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From the saccharine to the sublime, I believe my expertise at writing engaging, memorable copy that elicits a response, along with my ability to meet deadlines, understand what clients want, and generate a plethora of top-notch ideas for any given project will make me a perfect fit for your needs. But don't take my word for it here. Call me up and invite me in to your office. I'll be happy to tell you in person.